Downloaded free clipart image off t'internet and made up the poem myself.
Poo is chocolate covered raisins.
We've checked the lists
Looking for you.
You've been baughty so
Have some reindeer POO!
Chocolate raisins were from £land and can get 6 portions per bag, bag is A6 card bag which I have an abundance of, downloaded the clipart and made up the poem myself.
Not bad for £1.00 in total, less than 20p per serving!